Purim An alternative kind of twist Differential atheist. Philosophise, expanded fake The character of Amalek. No trace of Him they can detect The Universe He does neglect. Attacks on us they try advance It all comes down to random chance. Coincidence he always spots Decides our fate by drawing lots. Statistics say there cannot be A world that comes spontaneously Maintains old cynic Amalek: ‘Existence got a lucky break.’ No Jew can hide from his detection He calls his choice nat’ral selection. So then, is the Megilla An ancient kind of soapy thriller? Enraged by an opinion poll With one dissenter on the roll. Haman, that ancient Semite-harmer Would have more votes than our Obama. In bowing to him they’d comply Except our leader, Mordechai. Obama, dear who makes some quotes He won it on electoral votes. But Haman’s ego couldn’t take One proud Yid. That’s Amalek! His enmity it rose and rose His single thought it was ‘Dispose.’ His anger festered in a spiral The decree announced, it soon went viral. Mordechai saw headline flashes So he donned sackcloth and ashes. Off he went to cousin Esther, ‘You gotta help me, dear schvester!’ She braved the chances of the wrath Of that ancient psychopath. She fasted three days and grew thinner ‘King and Hamman, come to dinner.’ When after the repast’s repose His evil plot she did expose. She said, ‘Dearest Hubby, your decree Wipes out all Jews, including me.’ His ire exploded, harsh words were spoken, Soon by rope a neck was broken. The plot was cracked, plotters unseated Haman’s cronies were defeated. We fought them all, those fools who rush in Now celebrate with hamantashen.
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