Put on your yamaka Here comes Chanukah So much funukah To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree Heres a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me David Lee Roth lights the menorah So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli Paul Newmans half Jewish, Goldie Hawns half too Put them together, what a fine lookin Jew You dont need Deck The Halls or Jingle Bell Rock Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both Jewish Put on your yarmulke Its time for Chanukah The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs Celebrates Chanukah O.J. Simpson, not a Jew But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby Harrison Fords a quarter Jewish- not too shabby Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is Well hes not, but guess who is All three Stooges So many Jews are in showbiz Tom Cruise isnt, but I heard his agent is Tell your friend Veronica Its time to celebrate Chanukah I hope I get a harmonicah Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah So drink your gin and tonicah And smoke your marijuanikah and tell bill and monica to Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah Happy Chanukah
Posted on: Wed, 27 Nov 2013 19:30:20 +0000
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