Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have? A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries. ********** Â Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands. ********** Â Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. ********** Â Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. He sleeps at night. ********** Â Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today? A: Because he is dead. ********** Â Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A: It becomes wet. ********** Â Q. What often falls but never gets hurt? A : Rain ********** Â Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be? A : TOMORROW ********** Â Q. What looks like half apple? A : The other half. ********** Â Q. What can you never eat for breakfast? A : Dinner. ********** Â Q. What gets wet with drying? A : A towel ********** Â Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman? A : AGE. ********** Â l Q. What happened when wheel was invented? A : It caused a revolution. ********** Â Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish? A : Because it has its own scales. ********** Â Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg? A : Because it is too tyred. ********** Â Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state A : liquid **********
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