Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her shes pregnant. Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair? A: Last years hide-and-go-seek winner. Q: Why dont blondes get coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them. Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldnt figure out who the other mother was. Q: What is a blondes favorite color? A: Glitter. Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? A: They drowned in Spring training. Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side. Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice? A: Because it said concentrate. Q: What do smart Blondes and UFOs have in common? A: You always hear about them but you never see them. Q:Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head. Q: Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see Closed for the Winter. Q: Why cant Blondes be pharmacists? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters Q: A blond is going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Posted on: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 21:34:06 +0000