Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction. Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband? A: Tell him youre pregnant. Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses. Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? A: Valets dont forget where they park your car. Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem. Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads. Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? A: Gosh, I remember these! SMILE, Youve still got your sense of humour!
Posted on: Thu, 16 Oct 2014 12:50:39 +0000