Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaohs daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. Davids Triumph Was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles Were all in one Accord. Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought down the house. Q. What excuse did Adam give his children why they no longer lived in Eden ? A. “Your mother ate us out of house and home.” Q. Who was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once. Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. Jordan. The banks were always overflowing. Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to a deep sleep. Q. Which Bible character had no parents? A. Joshua, son of Nun. Q. Why didnt they play cards on the Ark ? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. Q: Did you know its a sin for a woman to make coffee? A. Yup, its in the Bible. It says . . He-brews
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