Q: Why cant you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because theyre always a little short. Q: Why dont you iron 4-Leaf clovers? A: Because you don’t want to press your luck. I went out drinking on St Patricks Day, so I took a bus home...That may not be a big deal to you, but Ive never driven a bus before. Q: Whats Irish and stays out all night? A: Paddy Ofurniture! Q: How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover? A: Because they are hard to find and lucky to have. Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? A: Hes Dublin over with laughter! Q: What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone? A: A sham rock Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patricks Day? A: Regular rocks are too heavy. Q: Why do leprechauns have pots ogold? A: They like to go first class! Q: How does every Irish joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder. Q: How did the Irish Jig get started? A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms! Q: Why doesnt Simon Cowell drink on St Patricks Day? A: It interferes with his suffering! Q: What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife? A: A bachelor. Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player? A: The Halfback of Notre Dame! Q: Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato? A: To keep from falling in the stew! Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold? A: He took a shortcut! Q: What is Irish diplomacy? A: Its the ability to tell a man to go to hell. So that he will look forward to making the trip Q: What do leprechauns love to barbecue? A: Short ribs! Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with? A: Because theyre very short-tempered! I married an Irishman on St. Patricks Day. Oh, really? No, OReilly! Q: Why do frogs like St. Patricks Day? A: Because theyre always wearing green Q: When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato? A: When its a FRENCH fry! Q: What does it mean when you find a horseshoe? A: Some poor horse is going barefoot! Q: Why did the elephant wear his green sneakers instead of his red ones? A: The red ones were in the wash! Q: Why is a river rich? A: Because it has two banks Q: What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green? A: A Jolly Green Giant Q: Why do leprechauns giggle when they play soccer? A: Cause the grass tickles their feet Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? A: He couldnt afford plane fare Q: Have you ever heard of the 6-leaf clover? A: I havent either! Q: Why do leprechauns hide behind 4-leafclovers and not 3-leafclovers? A: They need all the luck they can get! Q: What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river? A: He gets wet!
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