Q.Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom? A.Because the teacher told him to take a seat. Q.What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together? A.They had a class trip! Q.Why was the math book unhappy? A.Because he had too many problems! Q.What is a math teachers favourite dessert? A.Pi! Q.What did the ghost teacher say to her class? A.Watch the board and Ill go through it again. Q.What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal? A.I cant control my pupils! Q.Why did the student drown? A.All her grades were below C-level! Q.Why did the jellybean go to school? A.To become a smartie! Q.Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables? A.Times Square. Q.What can you call a math teacher? A.A ruler. Q.What tools do you need for math? A.MultiPLIERS. Q.Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball? A.Because she had the perfect pitch. Q.What do get when you cross one principal with another principal? A.I wouldnt do it, principals dont like to be crossed! Q.What did the math book say to the other math book? A.Ive got a lot of problems. Q.What did the scientist say to the hydrogen atom that claimed it lost an electron? A.Are you positive? Q.What do you do with dead elements? A.Barium! Q.Why is arithmetic hard work? A.All those numerals you have to carry.
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