QUESTIONS WE NEVER THOUGHT OF- SURE TO MAKE US WONDER: Why doesnt Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on insufficient funds when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but, will check when you say the paint is wet? What is the speed of darkness? Why is it that people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up every two hours? If today, the temperature is zero outside and its going to be twice as cold tommorrow, how cold it really will be? Do married people live longer than singles, or does it only seem longer? Why do people pay to go up on tall buildings and then, spend again on binoculars to look at things on the ground? Did you ever stop and wonder???? Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but, dont point to their bum when they have to ask the way to a bathroom? -oye best!! If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on...... Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dogs face, he gets mad at you, but, when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it reach faster??? Why all these uncertainties in life???? WHY????
Posted on: Sat, 09 Aug 2014 08:08:53 +0000
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