QUOTATIONS FROM WOMEN ABOUT WOMEN. The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)- I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber- Whoever thought up the word Mammogram? Every time I hear it, I think Im supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. -Jan King- A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden retriever. When I bent over to pick up the ball, my prosthesis fell out. The dog snatched it, and I found myself chasing him down the road yelling Hey, come back here with my breast! -Linda Ellerbee- Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin- You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman? Its plucking your eyebrows. Thats how I originally got pierced ears. -Geri Jewell- A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow- Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends -Laurie Kuslansky- My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck- Old age aint no place for sissies. -Bette Davis- A mans got to do what a mans got to do. A woman must do what he cant. -Rhonda Hansome- The phrase working mother is redundant. -Jane Sellman- Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited- Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart -Caryn Leschen I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited- If you cant be a good example, then youll just have to be a horrible warning -Catherine Aird When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! -Kathy Buckley- Im not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know Im not dumb . . and Im also not blonde. -Dolly Parton- You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong- If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton- Im not going to vacuum til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr I think---therefore Im single. -Lizz Winstead- When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler- Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pears In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man-if you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher- I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinem- I never married, because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night. -Marie Corelli- If men can run the world, why cant they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is that to start the day. -Linda Ellerbee- I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor- Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-
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