QUlNTlLlOUS JENKlNS 6 3, 220 lbs. Running Back. Set state scoring record out of Triton High School, Dunn, N.C. Also led the state in burglaries, but has only 9 convictions. He has been clocked at 4.2 seconds in the 40 yard dash with a 19 TV under each arm. Signed with Mississippi State. WAYFRON P. JACKSON 6 6, 215 lbs. Wide Receiver. Hottest prospect from Texas in the last ten years. Currently holds world record for the most you knows during an interview (62 in one minute). Wayfron can print his complete name. Signed with Tennessee. ROOSEVELT DUDE DANSELL 6 1, 195 lbs. Running Back. From Tyler, Texas. Has processed hair and imitates Billy Dee Williams very well. Listed his church preference as red brick. Signed with the University of Houston. WOODROW LEE WASHINGTON 6 8, 310 lbs. Tackle. From a 4th generation welfare family. At 19 hes the oldest of 21 children. Mother claims Woodrow and child No. 9 have same father. He has a manslaughter trial pending, but feels he will be found innocent because: The dude said sumpin bad bout my Momma. On his entrance form, he listed his IQ as 20/20. Signed with the University of Texas. WlLLIE NIGHT TRAIN JONES 6 4, 225 lbs. Quarterback. Born on an Amtrak train. Birth certificate indicates he is 24 years old. Thinks the N on Nebraskas helmets stands for Nowledge but still meets this schools stringent entrance requirements. Signed with the University of Oregon. TYRONE PYTHON PE0PLES 6 10, 228 lbs. Wide Receiver. Has a pending paternity suit and two rape trials, but hopes none of his other 9 victims will file charges. Thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Telephone Company. Signed with University of Miami. ABDUL HASHEEN ABBA ALI 6 10, 305 lbs. Guard. Played high school ball under the name Fro Leester Ja Charles Jones until he discovered religion. Abdul thinks Sherlock Holmes is a housing project in Jacksonville, FL. Signed with Florida State University. NOTE: College track coaches intend to use several of the above signees in their track programs. However, instead of using a starting pistol at track meets, the NCAA has now agreed to use a burglar alarm
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