Qualifications for Saipan casino commissioner: 1. Must come from a large family and be able to guarantee at least 200 votes. 2. Must be able to look the other way while sticking out a hand to receive under the table deals. 3. Must be willing to fly all over the world on special fact-finding missions. Well start with Manila and then move on to Macau and Las Vegas, right fellas? Wink wink. 4. Must have at least graduated from elementary school and be smarter than a fifth grader. 5. Must be able to tie shoes and chew bubble gum at the same time. 6. Must be affiliated with the OBN (Old Boys Network). If you meet these qualifications, please submit your resume to the following address: Biba Koruption Casino P.O. Box 666 Diablu Street, 666666 For more information, please e-mail us at bibakoruption@greed or call 1-900-SCREW-THE-PEOPLE.
Posted on: Fri, 07 Mar 2014 22:18:39 +0000
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