Queenlands farmer drove to a neighbours farmhouse in his Holden Ute, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door ... Is your Dad or your mum home? said the farmer. No, they went to town. How about your brother, Howard? Is he here? No, he went with Mum and Dad. The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself. The boy saidI know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message. Well, said the farmer uncomfortably, I really wanted to talk to your Dad. Its about your brother Howard getting my daughter Susie pregnant. The boy thought for a moment... You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $ 100 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I dont know how much he charges for Howard.
Posted on: Fri, 29 Nov 2013 10:03:33 +0000
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