Quick Quotes The method preferred by most balding men for making themselves look silly is called the comb-over, which is when the man grows the hair on one side of his head very long and combs it across the bald area, creating an effect that looks...from the top...like an egg in the grasp of a large tropical spider. --Dave Barry --- Federal officials entered a Wisconsin classroom and seized several giant African land snails because theyre considered a health hazard. Officials rounded up the snails after a two second chase. --Conan OBrien --- Frankly, I dont believe people think of their office as a work place anymore. They think of it as a stationery store with Danish. You want to get your pastry, your envelopes, your supplies, your toilet paper, six cups of coffee--and then you go home. --Jerry Seinfeld
Posted on: Tue, 19 Aug 2014 13:38:41 +0000
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