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Quote of the day: Co-worker: I hate when my toenails get stuck on my sock; now I gotta take my shoe off. Me: Just cut your toenails more often. Co-worker: I need to have my feet taken care of; I need one of them manicures. Me: Ummm you mean pedicure? Co-worker: No for my feet; you trying to confuse me? I need to get all set Im going to that Cabaret that I get dragged to; you know that fundraiser from here? Do you wanna buy a ticket? Me: Is there Burlesque? Co-worker: Why do I bother? You never understand (laughing)! Everybody tell me they want to go to this thing but then I say it costs money and they say, Oh, Ill let you know. They are all willing to join the hostilities until they hear theres cash involved, then they act like they dont know you... I swear, I cant make this up....
Posted on: Mon, 01 Dec 2014 23:56:02 +0000

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