Quote of the day: (Fourfer, on Thanksgiving. Since its practically right around the corner...) Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mothers tasted better the day before. Rita Rudner Were doing something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. George Carlin Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it comes only once a year. P.J. ORourke Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. Erma Bombeck Thats all, folks! (Im wondering who will find controversy in this... I would have bet no one a year ago, but now...) (Courtesy, Jon Winokur collections.)
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 14:01:57 +0000
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