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Quotes I agree with....... 1 - ”Men have only two emotions: hunger and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. ” 2 - ”Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.” 3 - ”Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” 4 - ”Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.” 5 - ”I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” 6 - ”I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”
Posted on: Sun, 11 Aug 2013 06:13:50 +0000

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