(R) Todays word for Progressives: Constitution Definition: An inherently flawed 400 year old document, frequently used by rich old white men to oppress the masses, that can and should be changed regularly and according to principles of liberal social justice. Synonyms: Slave Trade Compact; toilet paper. Examples: I support the Supreme Court interpretation of the Constitution when it makes sense. Or, The Constitution gives Obama absolute authority to make laws. Or, Theres nothing in the Constitution about 30 caliber banana-clip grenade launching shotguns. If you disagree, youre a deranged, nuclear-bomb-riding, conspiracy-theorizing, rapture-lusting book-burning secessionist.
Posted on: Sat, 22 Nov 2014 21:08:41 +0000
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