RANDOM: So me and my daughter were shopping today and I was approached by this man. I thought he was gonna ask for help but no...his words wereExcuse me maam may I ask your name? N me being from Detroit I started to give him a fake first name but then said to myself Be Nice! (BC my daughter standing there n she knows Ill go there with a quickness on flipping the script acting like I know a ninja n his family -it throws em off their game every time).Lol Me: My name is Rhonda! Him: Rhonda you are the most beautiful woman Ive ever seen! Youre gorgeous! Me: Thank you!! Him: My name is Rodney and would like for you to be my woman! Me: (I know my expression was reflective of my thought: I dont know yr blunt ass fool!!!! Lol) my reply: Really??? So you just put it out there in the atmosphere hoping I grab it huh? Well Rodney thanks sir but Im happily dating! (This should be closure Im hoping) HIM: (This nut responded with this janky ish) Well you know ummm I just wanna give you options! You should keep them open you never know! My daughter: (grabbing shopping cart like the guy at piano scene in The Color Purple movie)...oh she knows her momma... Me: Trust me I know!!! (Ooohhh if he could read my mind n proceed to walk off BC if he say another word with his country no swag self imma handle him verbally especially while he rubbing his stomach like Im his meal). ~~~catching up with my daughter a few feet away and she tickled to death laughing n mimicking him in a mans voice I just wanna give you options (repetitive)...Did that old crusty man just hit on you? (She falls out laughing) Me: Hush girl yo momma got options kmslllll (I cant stand her at moments like these)!!!
Posted on: Sat, 10 Jan 2015 03:41:59 +0000