RANDOM THOUGHTS: MULL OVER THESE . . Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? . . Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke? . . . Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters? . . . Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage? . . . Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? . . . Why cant women put on mascara with their mouth closed? . . . Why dont you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery? . . Why is abbreviated such a long word? . . Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do practice? . . / Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? . . Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? . . . Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? . . Why isnt there mouse-flavored cat food? . . Why didnt Noah swat those two mosquitoes? . . Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? . . . You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why dont they make the whole plane out of that stuff?? . . Why dont sheep shrink when it rains? . . Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? . . If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Posted on: Sat, 20 Sep 2014 02:09:07 +0000
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