REALITY CHECK AGAIN ON A TUESDAY LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong ... number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat Tyre, the next morning you will have a flat Tyre. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to your boss that a machine wont work, it will! LAW OF BIO-MECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. LAW OF GREASY/OILY FOODS: As soon as you start eating greasy or oily foods with your bare hands, your mobile phone (which is in your pocket) will ring. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you dont want to be seen with or you are wearing the same clothes you wore the last time you saw them.
Posted on: Tue, 09 Sep 2014 06:20:47 +0000