REASONS WHY MEN LOVE WOMEN WITH FAT ASS.. Men love big ass. We always have a visceral reaction whenever we see one. Ass is good, ass is great. Prominent posteriors are everywhere and we love to see them. Given a chance, we love to feel and touch too. When a skinny chic steps on a man’s shoe, the dude will curse all day, like a pirate on Treasure Island. But when a woman with a revered rear accidentally places all her weight on a man’s foot, he just smiles and says it’s okay. But why do men love women that have round rumps? Why is the ordinary man so obsessed with a woman with the guitar shape? ♦BIG Ass IS AMAZING TO LOOK AT : Big behinds have an air of lusciousness about them. They are intoxicating to look at. Our brains and eyes are wired to adore picturesque sites and great asses provide that. Whether fluid, elastic or hard, big badoinkadoinks are always coated with unrivalled magnificence. ♦THE ‘ASSANTE EFFECT’ : You know the phrase ‘Asante sana, karibu tena?” Big asses give men a satisfying feel after séx. They way, they bounce when a woman rolls over in bed is purely magical. It’s like they are saying ‘gracias amigo’ for a job well done. . ♦THE CUSHION EFFECT: There’s the common joke that when you have séx with a flat-ass chic, she might prick you with bones. It’s not true actually but most men feel that way. ‘Mountainous’ women on the other hand are blessed with that great feature that provides a cushion against any form of injury or discomfort. There’s that great feeling like when you’re rushing down the hill to fetch water in ushago . That’s just what I picked up from a ‘man-talk’ session, dont blame me. ♦TROPHY: Ladies, let me educate you on what really happens here. When a guy is lucky enough to have a girlfriend with enough cargo in the bumper regions, he likes showing her off, kinda like a trophy or a new Mercedes. On the contrary, when a man has a woman with a parallel Powerpuff girl figure, his friends diss him. As a result, men favor the trophy ladies - those that have assets worth showing off. #Badboi
Posted on: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 19:56:10 +0000
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