RECIPE FOR MOMS SCRUMPTIOUS BROWNIES PREPARATIONS: Remove teddybear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan. Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr. No, No, you little...sh*&^%^(* Add margarine to 2 cups sugar. Take shortening can away from Jr. and clean cupboards and walls. Measure 1/3 cup cocoa. Take shortening can away from Jr. again and bathe the cat. Apply antiseptic and bandages to scratches sustained while removing shortening from cats tail. Assemble 4 eggs, 2 tsp. vanilla, and 1-1/2 cups sifted flour. Remove colorful Lego pieces Jr. has added to the mix. Take smoldering teddy bear from oven and open all doors and windows for ventilation. Take telephone away from Billy and assure party on the line the call was a mistake. Call operator and attempt to have direct dialed call to Switzerland removed from bill. Measure 1 tsp. salt, 1/2 cup nuts and beat all ingredients well. Let cat out of refrigerator. Pour mixture into well-greased 9x13-inch pan. and bake 25 minutes. Rescue cat and take razor away from Billy. Explain to kids that you have no idea if shaved cats will sunburn. Throw cat outside while theres still time and hes still able to run away. FROSTING Mix the following in saucepan: 1 cup sugar 1 oz unsweetened chocolate 1/4 cup margarine Take the darned teddy bear out of the @#$%!! broiler and throw it away -- far away. Answer the door and meekly explain to nice policeman that you didnt know Jr. had slipped out of the house and was heading hell-bent for the nearby busy intersection. Put screaming Jr. in playpen. Add 1/3 cup milk, dash of salt, and boil, stirring constantly for 2 minutes. Answer door...then apologize to neighbor for Billy having turned on the water, then stuck a garden hose in his front door mail slot. Help neighbor retrieve items floating out his back door. Promise to pay for ruined carpet. Tie Billy to clothesline. Remove burned and blackened brownies from oven.
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 17:28:53 +0000
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