RECRUITING NOW Job Title: Boyfriend Hours Per Week: No minimum contracted hours just depends how amazing or annoying I find you each week Job Description: Must be available during from 11pm until 6am for cuddles and other similar duties. Must be physically strong, to carry me to bed and use strength for other similar duties. Tattoos and Muscles are part of the Uniform along with tight boxers during evenings. Smart dress is required for certain events, down stair attire consists of casual comfortable wear. No chav wear please. DIY will be occasionally designated to your work schedule. Occasional washing up and general tidying assistance will sometimes be requested. Romantic gestures are compulsary, sleeping on the wet spot does not count as a romantic gesture. Spider catching may be needed at time. Must be clean and hygenic smelling of Aftershave Chanel preferably at all times. No cheesey smells please from any area of your body. TALL is a must. Dark haired or bald. Dark eyes pref. Start Date: 1st January. That way I dont need to buy you a christmas present or pretend to like the crap you will by me, it gives you a month to learn what I want for my birthday and Valentines Day. and In case you are crap and dont take hints flowers and chocolates on both are spot on. Salary: Kind gestures, with a view to a raise of Love :)
Posted on: Wed, 03 Dec 2014 23:54:23 +0000
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