RELIEVE (to the tune of Believe by Cher) My bladder says Party time! It keeps nudging from behind And I cant hold back Though Im still in the sack Its a drag to awaken Though this thing must be shaken But Im too tired to hoist a ton Im gonna be the moistened one, oh Do you relieve yourself in your pants I admit, for me, it is the norm I really must say its wet and warm, now Do you relieve yourself in your pants I can feel something inside my shorts Its kinda like playin water sports, yeah Now Im at a fancy do Stand around and guzzle brew And I cant hold back Its an urgent attack Theres a line to wait in My resolve is fadin And theres no time, Im full of beer So Ill just do it standin here, oh Do you relieve yourself in your pants Theres a place and time for everything And here and nows fine for piddling, yeah Do you relieve yourself in your pants You can see it plainly if you watch The darkening stain around my crotch, now So dont mind me while I do this Cause it shouldnt take that long Till I dont need to anymore No, I wont need to anymore Oh, I wont need to anymore No, I wont need to anymore Do you relieve yourself in your pants It may seem a breach of etiquette But whats the big deal with being wet, oh Do you relieve yourself in your pants If youre kinda shy, it should suffice To put you at ease and break the ice, now Do you relieve yourself in your pants Call it tinkling outside the box The only bad thing is soggy socks, yeah Do you relieve yourself in your pants I dont think that you can say there is An easier way to take a whiz, now (fade) https://youtube/watch?v=4p0chD8U8fA
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 03:10:02 +0000
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