⏰ ROCKING GENERATION... KID FAILS IN EXAM Father: Aaj Se Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna...! Son: Oh, come On Dad, It Was Just A School Test Not A DNA Test...! Tchr : Murgiyo🐓 ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ? Sardar ka Asardaar reply : Sir, agar murgiyo🐓 ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na.😆 🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓 Teacher- 🌍💫🌝Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha? Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG. Teacher- Aur doosra ? Pappu- doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga ..... Langdi khelne thodi gaya tha woh!!!! 😸😆😸 😛-Laughter time-! 🔦-Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega.. 1 saal baad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya, magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu ------------------------------ Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye Santa: Chal Suicide kar le Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ?? Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega😛 ---------------------------- 😛😛Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye. Sales man: plain main dikhau. Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!👚 -------------------------- Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health. Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, daily. Doctor: how long do you play? Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!! -------------------------------- Techer- pani me rahne vale 5 jiv batao.? Student- mendak. Tech- very good, baki char bolo. . Student- uski maa , uska baap , uski behan aur uska bhai .. 😛😀😀😛😀 ------------------------------------------------- Santas Son was filling an application form. Son: papa, mother tongue kya likhu? Santa: Likh de, very long and uncontrollable..
Posted on: Mon, 24 Mar 2014 13:31:00 +0000
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