ROLLING WITH THE PUNCH General Mohammadu Buhari has always been the subject of derision by King Nebus internet warriors and cyber trolls whose strategy is to engage in a sustained campaign of calumny, by making false, defamatory and unsubstantiated slanderous statements in order to damage his impeccable reputation. The nomination of PROFESSOR, PASTOR Yemi Osinbajo, a Senior Pastor of the REDEEM CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD, (RCCG) as the Vice Presidential candidate of the APC has been sending jitters down the spines of the online warriors of King Nebu. They have since added the pious erudite scholar in the personage of PROFESSOR, PASTOR Yemi Osinbajo to the list of those to bespatter with mud. Like wolves, the carnivorous, cantankerous Nebulites hunt in packs, leaving behind a bloody splattered canvas, dripping with the grisly gore of their mortal enemies. As they say, an elephant skull is not a luggage for kids. They cannot dare to touch the helm of Pastor Yemi Osinbajo garment, not to dream of lifting his skull off the canvas. This is the singular reason why we do not bother or worry, for we have the greatest assurance of the good Lord where he decreed in PSALM 23:4, EVEN WHEN PASTOR OSINBAJO WALK THROUGH THE DARKEST VALLEY, HE WILL NOT BE AFRAID, FOR THE MOST HIGH IS CLOSE AND BESIDE HIM WITH A ROD AND STAFF TO PROTECT AND COMFORT HIM. But then, we cannot keep quiet and watch with arms akimbo, when a Man of God suddenly became a devils incarnate in the eyes of nebulous NebuTANians who dredged up the servant of God, Pastor Yemi Osinbajo and fire all sort of salvo and derogatory prose at him, because he accepted to serve as running mate to General Mohammadu Buhari. Their hoax which reverberates through social networks, especially Facebook and Twitter is not only a cause for concern but a call to arm. A lion they say, doesnt concern himself with the opinions of sheep. Like King Nebuchadnezzar, the Lion doesnt give a damn about the opinion of sheep! Ordinarily, I wouldnt have bothered joining issues with them, but some battle are better fought NOW than postponed because it will never go away. Unfortunately, in the social networking and internet era, facts and rational logic do not inoculate the pious from rumors, hoaxes and smear attacks. Last night, one Adeyeye Arèmò Bola posted a status update on the Facebook of the THUG IN CHIEF of KING NEBUs Cyber RODENTS, in the personage of Soji Oseni Jagaban. In his words: Congratulations Prof Osibajo. I have every reason to be joyous. Firstly, while we are still finding it difficult to place your UNILAG, Yoruba and Christainity claim. Something is not just adding up with your age and educational status report. This report put your age at 55 years old and you claimed to be called to bar in 1979 (35 years ago). That means you were 19 or 20 year old as at the time you were called to bar. Admission age into any Nigerian Univeristy as at this same time was 17 years. How did you do yours pls. Sir, we are still struggling with Chicago University and England University. Someone like me who has never stepped out of the Nigerian border before would easily fall for that easily. But we are sure our fellow countrymen in diaspora are currently looking into this claims. ADVICE: Professor, Dont let some Egun thug who claimed to be the Jagaban of Lagos state add stain to your good profile and reputation. Your wellwisher...., he concluded. Waoh! This is beyond acceptable societal norms! This is unconventional in warfare! The two months to the general election of 2015 will be decisive and stuff that youre going to come across on this platform are not for the fainthearted. If youre Lilly-livered you definitely cannot roll with the punches! King Nebus Cyber Warrior does not take hostages, and are not interested in the fabled Geneva Convention for warfare. Like their Clueless King, neither do they give a damn about the rules of engagement. Comrades, we MUST engage the nebulous NebuTANians on their own terms. Before I embark on the ultimate search for a journal or any article purportedly written by King Nebu, and possibly his alleged Ph.D thesis, let me quickly provide an abridged version of the resume of PROFESSOR, PASTOR YEMI OSINBAJO, just to set the record straight. NAME: Professor, PASTOR Yemi Osinbajo, SAN Other Names: Oluyemi Oluleke, Date of Birth: 8th March, 1957 Place of Birth: Creek Hospital, Lagos, Education: London School of Economics & Political Science, Master of Laws – 1980, Nigerian Law School – 1979, Barrister and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of Nigeria University of Lagos, 1975-78, LLB, Second Class Upper, Winner State Merit Award -, Igbobi College Yaba – 1969-75, - See more at: vanguardngr/2014/12/professor-yemi-osinbajos-profile Bemoaning the fact that people are too eager to believe negative – even foolish – rumors about their political opponents won’t change the environment. We’re better off drawing up our action plan about what our great party, the APC that is, will do if bellicose, recalcitrant and intransigent Nebulites post false online rumor about our principals. I shall give you an example by dealing ruthlessly with the lies bandied by the imbecilic Adeyeye Aremu Bola with the intention to discredit the pious Pastor Yemi Osinbajo. SaTANic agent Adeyeye LIED with both sides of his mouth shamelessly, and I will tell you why! Like a PDP apologist that he is, he suffers from chronic deficiency in ARITHMETIC and is one of those who believes that 16 is greater than 19 and 7 is greater than 19 according to the principle of HUMBLERRAMATICS of electoral fraud in the PDP....... Otherwise, he would have noticed that PROFESSOR, PASTOR Yemi Osinbajo was 18 YEARS old (1975 - 1957) at the time he gained admission into the LLB programme at UNILAG. The clueless, nebulous NebuTANian wouldnt have displayed his crass congenital ignorance publicly if he has the knowledge of basic Arithmetic. This is because by simply subtracting 1978 (YEAR OF GRADUATION FROM UNILAG) from his date of birth, 1957 he would have been able to know that Professor, Pastor Osinbajo graduated from UNILAG at 21, which is not impossible given his magnetic and electrifying intelligence which saw him winning several academic laurels. Yemi Osinbajo (you can add the PROFESSOR AND PASTOR, if you like), was called to Bar in 1979 at 22 years of age. That is stuff for genius, and the Vice Presidential candidate of our great party is a GENIUS, if you ask his students at UNILAG and those who have interacted with him at close quarters. Professor Osinbajo was a lecturer and rose to the position of DEAN, Faculty of Law, University of Lagos from where the Leader of the APC, Asiwaju of Africa, Bola Ahmed Tinubu invited him to join his cabinet as Attorney General and Commissioner for Justice in Lagos. The choice of Osinbajo back then by Tinubu, was a master stroke. it remains a credible and balanced choice, even today! No wonder NebuTANians are pissing and shitting in their pants because we are going to be poaching VOTES from the greatest support base of GOODLUCK EBELE NEBUCHADNEZZAR JONATHAN. THE CHURCH!!!! RINGING THE CHARGE COMRADES at this stage of our campaign for change, we must recognize the need to respond to the saTANic Nebulites whenever they roll out their ugly heads. The old PR approach of keeping quiet and not adding fuel to a fire or not dignifying a dumb accusation with a response rarely applies anymore. Nothing “goes away” in the social web, and to many users silence equals not innocence but acquiescence. If you haven’t answered the allegation with a denial, you allow those perpetrating the hoax or spreading the rumor to own the upper hand – not only in the immediate conversation, but in searches as well. Don’t fall into the old thinking that answering the charge just shines a brighter spotlight on a problem; you need to be proactive, direct, and unequivocal! This is the way to GO!!!!! Don’t think, “it’s just social media.” It’s true that most traditional journalists would have both the street-smarts and the journalistic ethics to ignore idiotic rumors. But just because the rumor won’t show up in the pages of Forbes or a major news daily doesn’t mean that it’s “contained.” Keep in mind that hundreds of millions of people now interact on blogosphere via social networks (600 million + on Facebook, up to 200 million potentially on Twitter), and just because they’re not seeing the rumor from a traditional, “credible” source doesn’t mean they’re not seeing it – or worse, believing it. DO NOT JUST STOP AT ASKING FOR A LINK TO THE STORY! TEAR IT TO PIECES BY THROWING ALL THE MAJOR ARTILLERY FROM YOUR ARSENAL AT IT! If a mad man did not think of your hairs getting stuck in his mouth when he bites you on the head, why would you give a damn about SHIT when you bite his NYANSH? Once again, in furtherance of our engagement, the rules according to the GENEVA CONVENTION ON WARFARE of 1949 and additional protocols which regulates the conduct of conflict and seeks to limit its effects, and protect people not taking part in hostilities and those who are no longer doing so, is hereby set aside. The Guerrilla Warfare Convention of the JANJAWEED is hereby adopted. Lets be clear, Comrades to secure ourselves against defeat lies in our hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself, as Tzu Sun, succinctly puts it in, THE ART OF WAR. Let somebody shout H-A-L-L-E-L-U-Y-A-H!!!!!! VOTE BUHARI/OSINBAJO FOR CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN!
Posted on: Fri, 19 Dec 2014 10:10:32 +0000
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