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ROOM FOR RENT Im currently accepting applications for a new roommate. Rent is $400/month, utilities included. Also provided: 1) Regular opportunities to babysit my 3 year old, possibly possessed, Tasmanian devil of a nephew. His demeanor is that of a honey badger on PCP. Your compensation will be in the form of the inherent birth control that this experience will provide. 2) A horticultural internship whereby you will be required to regularly weed my flower and vegetable gardens. Occasional spreading of mulch and rotation of compost bins should also be expected. Your work hours will be converted to college credits redeemable towards a Master of Psychology degree from the University of Phoenix. Your labor will also help me attain my Master Garden certification, as one of the requirements is that someone else perform my weeding for me. 3) A live-in food critic. I will sample just about anything that you cook, and provide you with constructive criticism so that you can cook the meal better for me next time. This is not an equal opportunity offer. Attractive, HWP, single women whose hobbies are cooking and cleaning will obviously receive preferential consideration for this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Posted on: Wed, 27 Aug 2014 04:39:50 +0000

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