*ROTFL* nd 4gt ur *tear* :- Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder. Drinking Garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry. Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT. Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues. No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit. Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job. du av a luvly day all *eldee fons*({})
Posted on: Tue, 11 Mar 2014 12:59:08 +0000