RULES 4 THOSE WHO WILL BE DRINKING BUT NOT BUYING DURING DECEMBER: 1. Respect the buyer; Greet the buyer before you sit. 2. Dont be boring, tell more stories but dont talk more than the buyer. 3. Always help the buyer with carrying beers from the counter . 4. Dance to any music that the buyer likes. 5. Buyers jokes are always funny so laugh out loud. 6. When the buyer fights, fight 7. Wait for the buyer to finish his drink before you open another one, no matter how fast you drink. When the buyer stops drinking, stop too 8. Always drink cheaper drinks than what the buyer drinks (No Heineken for you when Im drinking castle lite) 9. You drink what the buyer wants you to drink 10. When using a cooler box, you are responsible for breaking the ice block 11. In a cooler box, the buyers drinks should be at the bottom and yours at the top & you are responsible for taking out those drinks whenever the buyer calls for one 12. If the cooler box is full, your drinks remain in the boot and outside the cooler box until theres some space 13. Most importantly, if by some strange reason you have to leave and you had drinks in the cooler box, you just leave empty handed, those drinks are the sole property of the buyer... Wen the buyer steps u,quickly say sorry with immediate acceleration without any acute angle of retardation. the buyers gal has 2b more beautiful than ur gal if vise visa, the buyer will get ur gal If the buyer says he had a funeral last year the mother died u shud cry uncontrollably while u are crying u will hear the buyer say give this man 5 Castles hes lost too much water! if u r watching football, support the buyers team even if its arsenal.
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 08:11:55 +0000