Raila Odinga died and off he went to heaven. He found God on the right side and Jesus on the left side. . . God told Raila that he would have another chance to go back on earth since he was a very selfless man committed to serving the people.....God told him that he could only go back to earth either as a Goat, a Chicken or a Cow.......Mr. Odinga settled for chicken.... God told Raila that as a hen, he would lay several eggs, so there was a need for Raila to prove himself to God that he could indeed lay eggs when he returns on earth. Due to his ujuaji mingi, he challenged God to make for him a nest where to lay the eggs because he couldnt do it on the floor for the eggs can break, God obliged....... Raila laid the first egg successfully, God and Jesus clapped, he laid the second egg, the two holy guys clapped again. Now, as Raila was laying the third egg, trying to push as hard as he could, he was awaken by hot slaps and blows by his lovely wife Ida Odinga, This is what Ida said.. Wewe Prime Minister Mzima Unakunia kwa Kitanda asubuhi, unataka wajukuu wako waseme nani amekunia kwa kitanda, utayapangusa haya mafi yako ... The guy was dreaming, at the Moment Raila is in Nigeria trying to get some Juju that will prevent these embarrassing dreams.
Posted on: Fri, 05 Dec 2014 10:11:45 +0000
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