๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ Rajni series completly new... ๐๐๐๐๐ Why does the needle of a Magnetic compass always point North? - Because Rajnikant lives in south & nobody dares to point at himโฆ! ๐๐๐๐๐ Galileo used โLampโ to Study, Graham bell used โCandleโ to study, Shakshpeare studied in โStreet lightsโ But, Do u know about Rajnikantโฆโฆ???? - Only Agarbatti ๐๐๐๐๐ Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in the monsoonsโฆ andโฆ - The rain was cancelled due to the match. ๐๐๐๐๐ One day Rajnikant gone 4 morning walk & in afternoon police arrstd him..WHY? - Bcoz he reachd USA witout visa ๐๐๐๐๐ Why did british leave India in 1947? - Bcoz. they came to know Rajnikant was going to be born in 1948โฆ ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค This Msg. is being Sent in the Interest of Humanity- โGuys Please Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or else... - he will Delete the INTERNET Rajanikanth ๐...is back with new ones ..... ๐ธRecently china airports were closed due to heavy fog ........ Later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking in India!!!!!!!!!! ๐ธRajanikanth did his KG from seven different places..Today those places are known as IITs!!!!!! ๐ธGovernment of india pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in India!!!!!!! ๐ธDefinition of solar eclipse: When Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This greatest phenomena is called Solar Eclipse.........!!!!! ๐ธRajanikanth woke up one day and decided he should share atleast one percent of his knowledge with the world...... Thus.......The google was born!!!! ๐ธThink what would have happened if Rajani would have born 150 years ago..????? British would have fought for Independance.... ๐ธBest Rajani joke!!!!!! Even Ghajini remembers Rajani!!!! ๐ธWhy do earthquakes occur????? Because at that time Rajanikanths mobile is on vibration mode!!!!!!!!! ๐ธOnce Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.....! Since then that day is known as.............Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!! ๐ธThe pyramids in Egypt are actually............. ..........Rajanikanths primary school craft projects!!!!!!!!!!!! ๐ธBreaking news: ISRO does not exists anymore.....!! Rajanikanth purchased all the rockets for Diwali celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!! ๐ธWhy did Rajani buy an acre of land wth 4 wells on each corner????? ...................... To play Carrom!!!!!! ๐ธBefore Tom Cruise, Rajani was approached for the movie Mission Impossible, but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting....๐
Posted on: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 13:40:42 +0000
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