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Ran across this item at the local entertainment superstore and would have paid no more than $1.99 to possess it. Super Man of Steel, dressed in what I assume is his very own Kryptonian battle armor, which he did not wear in the movie (or even own), is somehow on planet earth and is looking for a weapon with which to augment his torque. A steel-belted radial SUV tire, (possibly the tire that killed Kevin Costner during the tornado - yes, Kevin actually perished during the making of this film and will not be available for any more wheat fields) that he shall spin upon his fist. Will he be surprised at the low mileage as he is left sans device? The poor orphaned child who would receive this thing as a gift or a bribe of silence would no doubt develop into a blithering idiot, perhaps expecting his milkshake to be accompanied by an antique chair leg or his pants held aloft by an asteroid belt. amazon/Superman-Wheel-Wrecker-Action-Figure/dp/B00CA7NHH4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1375880696&sr=8-1&keywords=wheel+wrecker+superman
Posted on: Wed, 07 Aug 2013 13:25:41 +0000

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