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Random Thoughts Texas... So much to do in preparation, like overpack, repack, unpack the kids bag and repack, unpack the hubbies bag and repack. Stress about forgetting something, which will result in over packing again, and then the hubby will get out the suitcase weight (#nojoke he has one #freak !)and I will unpack and repack. GET THE CAMERA because I am going to take hot ass photos of Ripp Baker . BUY FISH FOOD (Dont want any floaters when I come home) ask the neighbors to pillage the garden when we are gone because as interesting as two foot long zucchinis are (i even photograph them #farmgirlproblems, dont judge) I dont want to come home comparing them to ones in Texas (cause everything is bigger in Texas) Which gives me inappropriate thoughts, like who won the vibrator from my last give away and did I mail it? And do I need to bring one to Texas...(get your mind out of the gutter it would be for a giveaway) Which reminds me of meeting Shawnté Borris who had an interesting time with hers in customs (again, #farmgirlproblems). Then I thought of butt plugs and Melissa MJ Carnal-Carter and Sam Coy, which makes me laugh. Then I get all stupid excited to meet everyone who will be at the DAE. Then I wonder if we really made final plans for friday night and if any of my girls want to help me takes pics of the above mentioned (hehehe). Should I ask Beth OGwynn Rustenhaven she loves and hates Lucas Links ? Then I get stupid excited about seeing the Cowboys play which is a lifelong dream (#footballfangirlproblem), yet annoyed that I am going to miss a few hours after the event and then remember what it was like after Southern Girls author event and I think everyone pretty much crashed until the after party where Kris Adams climbed a tree Dominic Entertainer and Aubrey Storm kept me together for most of the event and had a great time meeting Tiffany Rose Gonzalez , Erin Rose, Shannon and why cant I tag Jennifer Tice-Grimstead, (oh I did) Then I think of Josh McCann and all I can think of is anal. Why? I DONT KNOW! Then think I will have plenty of time after the game to find that mechanical bull I want to ride and drag some of the ass kicking authors and readers who will be there to do it with me. https://facebook/dentonauthorevent?ref=br_tf
Posted on: Wed, 13 Aug 2014 04:40:59 +0000

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