Random thoughts about life in general... 1. Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize youre wrong. ____________________ 2. I totally take back all those times I didnt want to nap when I was younger. ____________________ 3. There is a great need for a sarcasm font. ___________________ 4. Sometimes, Ill watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it. :P ___________________ 5. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. ___________________ 6. I think part of a best friends job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. __________________ 7. Was learning to write in cursive really necessary? _________________ 8. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. _______________ 9. How many times is it appropriate to say What? before you just nod and smile because you still didnt hear what they said? ________________ 10. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.. Stay strong, brothers & sisters ! ________________ 11. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. _______________ 12. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. _________________ 13. Bad decisions make good stories. ________________ 14. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when youve made up your mind that you just arent doing anything productive for the rest of the day. ________________ 15. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I dont want to have to restart my collection. _______________ 16. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? D@mnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. Whatd you do after I didnt answer? Drop the phone and run away? _____________ 17. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. _______________ 18. It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood. ______________ 19. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but Id bet everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time... _______________ 20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
Posted on: Mon, 20 Oct 2014 06:24:06 +0000
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