Random thoughts on a Saturday morning: 1. If a 17 pound cat wants to steal your Doritos, he will crawl into the bag to get them. 2. Kittens think honeybees that get into the house are toys that you eat when you get bored with them. 3. Almond M&Ms and A&W root beer make a great breakfast. 4. 42 degrees at 10 AM is shorts weather in Fairbanks. 5. The trash does not load itself into the truck, dang it. 6. Let sleeping husbands stay that way. 7. A woman who has her credit card number in her head, a good internet connection, a quiet morning, and a sleeping husband are a very dangerous combo... 8. Where is Rosie the Robot when our laundry needs to be done? 9. An almost clear driveway means the first ride of the year will happen any day now!
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 19:06:09 +0000
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