Rant of the Day: So, at work the other day, some slimy kid’s mother remarked that her darling son’s hair is just growing way too fast for her to cut. She said this right in front of me! You insensitive f***ing whore! I’m standing here looking like a cue ball going through puberty, and you have the nerve to comment on your kid’s FLOWING locks of hair?!? And to say it as though cutting it was such a chore! What I would give for your so-called problem! Tell you what – why don’t you let that little shit’s lice-ridden Simba-mane grow out for another couple months and then race him around in a wheelbarrow through the pediatric leukemia ward at Make-a-Wish, shouting “IT SUCKS TO BE YOU” up and down the hallways?!? Meanwhile, I’ll be doing what I do … staring up at a picture of Patrick Stewart with a solitary tear running down my cheek, looking like I put on a coonskin cap backwards. I swear, Hitler had more tact than you, woman!
Posted on: Sun, 09 Jun 2013 23:31:37 +0000