Read & Enjoy... 1. Ladkiyo me akal honi chahiye, Surat to Gujraat me b hai... 2. Engineering me back aani chahiye "All Clear" to shampoo b hota hai... 3. Aasmaan k tare rangeen hone chahiye, Roshan to Hritik b hai... 4. Ladki Thodi Healthy Honi Chahiye, Patli To Nokia Charger Ki Pin B Hoti hai... 5. Net speed achhi honi chaiye, Chalti to cycle bhi hai.. 6. Teacher ache marks dene wali honi chahiye, Andaa to murgi bhi deti hai... 7. Ladka smart hona chahiye, Ameer to Mukesh Ambani ka beta bhi hai... 8. Vikas Gujraat jaisa hona chahiye, Nirmaan to shauchalay ka b hota hai... 9. Reply dhang ka hona chahiye, Hmmm to hamari bhais b karti hai... 10.PM ko imandaar hona chahiye, Sharif to Pakistan ka PM b hai... 11.Dil bada hona chahiye, Chota to Bheem bhi hai... 12.Ladke shant aur sabhya hone chahiye, Cool to mera fridge b hai... 13.Teacher to maam honi chahiye, Sir to jadeja bhi hai... 14.FB colourfull honi chahiye, Blue toh muvies b hoti hain... 15.Ladki mile to kiss karna chahiye, Hug to hum sandaas me b lete hain... 16.Mausam rainy hona chahiye, Sunny toh deol b hai... 17.Ladki aurat honi chahiye, Mahela to jaywardhne b hai... 18.Ladka handsome hona chahiye, Smart to mobile b hote hai... 19.Ladki akalmand honi chahiye, Susil to Shinde b hai... 20.Ladki me Attitude Hona Chahiye, Angry to Birds bhi hoti hai... 21.Ladki dil ki saaf honi chahiye, Lovely to university b hai... 22.Ladki dikhne me achi ho, Hot to aalu k parathe b hote hai... 23.Ladka hasi majak wali honi chahiye, Gambhir to Gautam b hai... 24.Ladka dimaag wala hona chahiye, Engineer to Osama bin laden b tha... 25.Girlfriend passionate honi chahiye, Caring to Nurse bhi hoti hai... 26.Ladki modern honi chahiye, Desi to ghee b hoti hai... 27.Girl Friend ko bharosa hona chahiye, Shak to ACP Pradyumn b karta hai... 28.Ladka smart hona chahiye, Cool to Navratan tel b hai... 29.Shahar Banaras jaisa hona chahiye, City to Vetican b hai... 30.Condom protective hona chahiye, Flavour to ice cream me b hota hai... 31.Insaan special hona chahiye, Aam to furit bhi hai... 32.Shaadi arangd honi chahiye, Pyaar to janwar se b hota hai... 33.Captain to dada hona chaiye, MS toh word bhi hai... 34.Mobile nokia ho na chahiya, Apple to fruit bi hote hai... 35.Cricket sachin jaisa hona chahiye, Dhoni to toilet me bhi hai... 36.Jewellary diamond honi chahiye, Gold to flake bhi hai... 37.Status pe commemt hona chahiye, Like to mujhe padosi b karti hai... 38.Movie flop hona chahiye, Hit to Mosquito spray b hota hai... 39.Diamond tanishq k hone chahiye, Kohinoor ka to rice bhi hota hai... 40.Zindagi suljhi hui honi chahiye, Uljhe hue toh baal bhi hote hain... 41.Baal majboot aur ghane hone chaiye, Mulayam toh yadav bhi hai... 42.Dost kamina hona chahiye, Shareef to nawaz b hai... 43.Hug to tight hona chahiye, Loose to motion b hota hai... 44.Admi ko limit me rehna chahiye, Unlimited to mera data plan bhi hai... 45.Nationality INDIAN honi chahiye, Chinese to mobile bhi hota hai... 46.Air condition cooling dena chahiye, Hava tho lays ke packet me bhi hoti hai... 47.Insan me atma samman hona chahiye, Jaan to aaj kal cement me b hai... 48.Daat white hone chahiye, Peela to kela bhi hota hai... 49.Post thoda chhota hona chahiye, Lamba to amitabh bachchan b hai... 50.Mazza aaye toh muskurana chahiye , Taaliyaan to chakke b marte hai...
Posted on: Fri, 28 Jun 2013 17:37:57 +0000
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