Real men of genius. Heres to you, Mr. Loogie Hawking pro living next door to me. You snort and spit at a level far exceeding the abilities of the common man, having honed your craft in the early hours of the morning when your competition had long given up the fight. The acoustics of your bathroom rightly and magnificantly amplify what can only be described as the sound of angels serenely working up, placing, and then expelling an immense artisan product that falls like mana to the floor, flutters in the drain momentarily, and then disappears into the abyss below to join the remnants of yesteryears masterpieces slowly forming an impenetrable fortress of phlegm in our apartments drain pipes. So this coffee is for you, friend. May it ever increase the thickness of your throat nectar and bring you (and me. and everyone else living nearby) many, many mornings of joy. I salute you, Mr. Loogie Hawking pro.
Posted on: Mon, 19 Jan 2015 23:01:57 +0000
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