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Realize there is a huge cocktail party excuse me football game this weekend that my 78 year old parents chaperoned by my boy toy will be present at for the first time in years... Special thank you to a special person for that...These guys are in desperate need of some fun.....However the biggest deal will be happening across town with a gift card that a mastectomy patient survivor genius provided to Victorias Secret to a certain gal with new boobs...Prepare for your news feed to blow up with pictures and I may make the news... I plan on finding the youngest cutest sales girl and bring her to the dressing room whip out these nipple free new girls (tattoos coming in December) and saying measure me baby!!! Find me the trashiest bra you have in here cause I am wearing it and walking around the store to pick me out some matching trashy panties so I can continue traumatizing my family and all the skinny women in this store.. While your at it do you carry feather boas with sequins?
Posted on: Thu, 30 Oct 2014 12:26:24 +0000

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