Reason #5,927 that your husband should pick up all of his fishing - TopicsExpress



          

Reason #5,927 that your husband should pick up all of his fishing line from the yard...Because the fishing line can blow all around the porch and gather leaves, which could very well resemble small creatures. This alone is not bad, until your wife steps outside with her 3 year old to check the mail, and the fishing line may very well end up wrapped around her foot. Add these two together and you will see that the fishing line is no longer fishing line, and the leaves are no longer just leaves! Instead what you find, is the the fishing line is a gigantic spider web, and the leaves are now HUGE tarantulas that are viscously attacking, which is followed by patio furniture being knocked backwards, coffee being thrown, and your wife unable to breathe, while the once calm 3 year old is now BANGING on the door SCREAMING, LET ME IN!!!! THIS is why my husband will now fall victim to something BIG! I dont know what yet, but its coming! All ideas are welcome!
Posted on: Tue, 28 Oct 2014 16:40:24 +0000

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