Reasons Why You Must Own The New iPhone 6 (N458,000k) *U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity n also detect the dreaded ebola. * If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again. * If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into ur pocket. * If ugly person send U request, e no go enter. * It can tell U which member of your family dey disturb you. * U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light. * It can be used as bomb detectors. * It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant. * It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking. * It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real! * It can tell d real father of a child. * It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is cheating. * It can upgrade Ur GPA if U are a student. * It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in protection mode. *it can prove if ur a virgin or not * You can use it as AC * You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers * It can show you the way to paradise with the advanced GPS *It can be use as ATM. All in one :^>. *It can detect witches and wizards. Yan buro-uba!!!
Posted on: Fri, 10 Oct 2014 08:46:50 +0000