Reasons why I smile when I listen to people: Chick: I cant seem to find any good men! Me: You a little short and plump you aint rich and you aint young. You dont ever speak or if you do somebody got to get on their knees to hear you. You aint gonna get taller but you gotta develop a personality. Can you cook? Chick: No not really Me: Have you considered a thirsty, ratchet of a man? Chick: No....whats that? Me; My family would never tell me but I think that may just be your ticket. Let me see what I can do
Posted on: Wed, 08 Oct 2014 00:17:24 +0000