Reasons why I think Sleeping Chad is much more difficult (but clever) to deal with than Awake Chad: 9:30pm - Im going to take a nap, hunny (Michelle). Can you wake me up at midnight? I gotta pull an all-nighter to go over my comedy. 10:00pm - Roommate comes in room to talk to me about something. I pull a Marshawn Lynch and answer in Yes, No, and Maybe. As he walks out I sarcastically yell Thanks for waking me up. 12:00am - Alarm goes off and I say to myself She didnt call. I can sleep until she does. 12:15am - Michelle calls and says its time for me to wake up. She says You know how to wake up? Open your eyes and hop in the shower.. I say Alright. Just let me rest my eyes. 12:30am - Michelle still on the phone, Baby you fell asleep again. You gotta wake up. I respond with I do what I want and reset my alarm for 1am.. 1:00am - Alarm goes off, stare at it for a few seconds, reset for 2am. 2:00am - Alarm goes off, reset it for 3am. 3:00am - Alarm goes off. Alright, I gotta get up.. Just let me rest my eyes for one more minute. 6:00am - Oh wow. Time to go to work. 6:30am - Michelle calls Did you ever wake up and go over your set? Me - Well, duhhh... Her - Really? Good job Me - Just kidding. I slept too good. Her - I thought you were gonna pull an all-nighter? Me - I did.. I slept all night. Her - Youre dumb.
Posted on: Thu, 11 Dec 2014 15:49:51 +0000
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