Redneck medical terms: Artery: Study of paintings. Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria. Barium: What you do with dead folks. Benign: What you be after you be eight. Bowel: A letter like A, E, I, O, U. Catscan: Searching for the cat. Cauterize: Made eye contact with her. Caesarian Section: A neighborhood in Rome. Colic: A sheep dog. Coma: A punctuation mark. D&C: Where Washington is. Dilate: To live longer than your kids do. Enema: Not a friend. Fester: Quicker than someone else. Fibula: A small lie. Genital: Not a Jew. G.I. Series: An Army ball game. Hangnail: Coat hook. Impotent: Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff: A Doctor’s cane, sometimes shown with a snake. Morbid: A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates. Node: Was aware of. Outpatient: A person who has fainted. Pap Smear: A fatherhood test. Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative: A letter carrier. Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery. Rectum: Dang nearly killed him. Secretion: Hiding something. Seizure: Roman emperor who lived in the Caesarian Section. Tablet: A small table to change babies on. Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the train station. Tumor: More than one. Urine: Opposite to you are out. Varicose: Near by. Vein: Conceited. Very close veins: overly conceited and near by.
Posted on: Thu, 08 Aug 2013 17:33:55 +0000
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