Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology: Medical Term = Redneck Definition Artery = The study of paintings Bacteria = Back door to cafeteria Barium = What doctors do when patients die Benign = What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section = A neighborhood in Rome Cat scan = Searching for Kitty Cauterize = Made eye contact with her Colic = A sheep dog Coma = A punctuation mark Dilate = To live long Enema = Not a friend Fester = Quicker than someone else Fibula = A small lie Impotent = Distinguished, well known Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work Medical Staff = A Doctors cane Morbid = A higher offer Nitrates = Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days Node = I knew it Outpatient = A person who has fainted Pelvis = Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative = A letter carrier Recovery Room = Place to do upholstery Rectum = Nearly killed him Secretion = Hiding something Seizure = Roman Emperor Tablet = A small table Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport Tumor = One plus one more Urine = Opposite of youre out
Posted on: Sat, 05 Apr 2014 22:55:02 +0000