Reflections of a First Time Father, Part 11: “The Mad Dash To That Honorary PHD in Gibberish and One Way Communication.” Take the most studious intellectual individual, put him in front of a baby, and hell melt like a stick of Land O Lakes butter. Well? Maybe not. I think the GMO grains will preserve its state of matter for like an infinity x 10. But, let me not digress. Are we talking to the child for their benefit or ours? Think about it. Milan cries hysterically when hes hungry. He cries so hard that one might think were beating this poor kid, So, what do we do? We talk to him as if it will make him feel better. I have to make the bottle Milan. Im almost done! Im almost done. Dont worry. Youll eat very soon! Were carrying on as if this 3 month old understands it all. Well shit. Alright. Why am I crying for then?! Ill just wait here quietly and wet my diaper in the meantime. Fine weather were having. Clearly, were loudly talking to ourselves to prevent any sort of emotional breakdown from hearing this baby weep. After all, who enjoys seeing a child in distress? I think parents need as much as education as babies. We live and we learn. Together.... *For all my Reflections, please visit my blog at blameitoneugene/fatherhood.
Posted on: Mon, 21 Apr 2014 23:31:29 +0000
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