Regular Weekly Feature: Fun For Friday IDIOT SIGHTING We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a large enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower. I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, NO, its not. Four is larger than two. We havent used Sears repair since. My daughter and I went through the McDonalds take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, you gave me too much money. I said, Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back. She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said Were sorry but they could not do that kind of thing. The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change. I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I dont think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore. Click Like and share your funnies!
Posted on: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 02:00:00 +0000