Rejected Hallmark Cards “Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:… – What was I thinking?” “Congratulations on your wedding day!… – Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could two people as beautiful as you…. – have such an ugly baby?” “I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love… – After having met you, I’ve changed my mind.” “I must admit, you brought Religion in my life… – I never believed in Hell until I met you.” “As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am… – that you’re not here to ruin it for me.” “As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you’ve given me… – Like the need for therapy.” “Thanks for being a part of my life!!!… – I never knew what evil was before this!” “Before you go,… I would like you to take this knife out of my back. – You’ll probably need it again.” “Someday I hope to get married… – but not to you.” “You look great for your age… – Almost Lifelike!” “When we were together, you always said you’d die for me… – Now that we’ve broken up, I think it’s time you kept your promise.” “I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend… – So here’s his leash, water bowl and chew toys.” “We have been friends for a very long time… – What do you say we call it quits?” “I’m so miserable without you… – It’s almost like you’re here.” “Congratulations on your new bundle of joy… – Did you ever find out who the father was?” “You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket… – I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.”
Posted on: Sun, 15 Sep 2013 09:15:40 +0000