Remarkable Achievements of Omar Abdullah: Posted by Muhammad Faysal 1) There can only be one insane i.e in Gupkar. Killed a mentally ill man on the first at office gifted by New Delhi 2) Went to Lal Ded in a movie style, suspended employees out of work. Lal Ded still in tatters, crying for attention 3) Made sure GAP T-Shirts are never-worn again. By wearing them at a press-conference after the Rape and Murder in Shopian. 4) “I WILL QUIT IF unbridled force IS UNLEASHED ON MY INNOCENT PEOPLE!” said Omar Abdullah before coming into power but still remained in the Parliament even after 65+ people were martyred. 5) “I will not give an inch of land” in a historical melodrama at the Indian Parliament, Omar shook every Indian by his seat. While he upheld the permission of the army to occupy 2.6 million Kanals of land. 6) Omar Abdullah made his debut in the movie ‘Mission Istanbul’ (which obviously bombed at the box-office) calling on the role of Media in conflict zones in Afghanistan and Kashmir. In 2010, he banned the Kashmir Media to broadcast news. 7) Omar Abdullah helped the business of whatsapp by banning text messaging (SMS). It has been three years and still on. 8) Playing on his Blackberry while the police and Indian troops were killing Kashmiris one by one. 124 Kashmiris were killed in 2010, and most of them teenagers. No Probe was announced, forget resignation. 9) Shifting to iPhone in 2010, he allowed a New York like Park in the centre of Lal Chowk. People smiled when they saw the park being used by protected citizens i.e dogs to defecate and sleep. Now they are planning to demolish it but it has been stopped midway. 10) Speaking of Dogs. Dogs became much secure after the Omar Abdullah led government refused to kill them. The unbridled attacks on Kashmiris continue. Demographics are under threat, as the dog population will soon overtake human population 11) Omar Abdullah got his hair back. Apparently to look ‘Young’. 12) A university professor was suspended for writing a question on the conflict. And the Kashmir University Student Union (KUSU) continues to be under banned. And their office was demolished in ‘mystery fire. 13) Protests mean Jail. 14) Greater Kashmir and Twitter, where Omar Abdullah finds his space. 15) Okay, I am running short of memory. 16) It is back, giving Akbar Lone a much deserved higher education ministry. 17) For his melodramatic speeches in the assembly. TWICE. He deserves a Padma Shree. *Momma Kanna Protests* 18) Omar Abdullah doesn’t talk in third-person like his great father but tweets. 19) Put the cost of a Kashmiri life at the rate of 250,000 Indian Rupees 20) Haji Yusuf’s Ghost haunts gupkar. After he mysteriously died in the CM’s compound 21) AFSPA is the new Salaam. 22) Mehjoor the great Kashmiri Hero, who was against Kashmir’s accession to India. India issued a stamp in his name. Calling him a great Kashmiri Hero. Mother of Irony 23) Tried to plead NHPC to return power projects. But…. 24) Claims the Ex – Militant scheme was one of his great ‘singular’ achievement. But refuses to allow their kids to study in schools or give them better transit facilities. 25) Drags his melancholic father from the stage after the Senior Abdullah tried to indulge in occasional interest of singing. 26) Gives special permission to Karan Johar to shoot his movie in Gulmarg. Karan Johar calls it ‘Manali’ in the film 27) Harps on Article 370, calls for autonomy but doesn’t move a resolution in the assembly. Skills. 28) Regrets Afzal Guru’s hanging. But never tabled a resolution to save him. 29) Flies to SKIMS hospital during to 2010 agitation. Returns with slippers and shoes. Chopper Ministry. It would need a three volume series of books to write Omar Abdullah’s achievements. I stop here.
Posted on: Wed, 10 Jul 2013 11:57:46 +0000